1 00:00:01,501 --> 00:00:04,801 [Theme music] 2 00:00:11,428 --> 00:00:11,468 Theme song: Love. 3 00:00:14,681 --> 00:00:19,771 Exciting and new. 4 00:00:19,853 --> 00:00:23,363 Come aboard. 5 00:00:23,440 --> 00:00:27,280 We're expecting you. 6 00:00:27,360 --> 00:00:28,360 And love. 7 00:00:31,531 --> 00:00:35,791 Life's sweetest reward. 8 00:00:35,869 --> 00:00:39,289 Let it float. 9 00:00:39,372 --> 00:00:43,632 It floats back to you. 10 00:00:43,710 --> 00:00:47,130 The love boat. 11 00:00:47,213 --> 00:00:51,683 Soon we'll be making another run. 12 00:00:51,760 --> 00:00:58,680 The love boat promises something for everyone. 13 00:00:58,767 --> 00:01:02,057 Set a course for adventure. 14 00:01:02,145 --> 00:01:04,515 Your mind on a new romance. 15 00:01:08,693 --> 00:01:13,453 And love won't hurt anymore. 16 00:01:16,576 --> 00:01:23,956 It's an open smile on a friendly shore. 17 00:01:24,042 --> 00:01:25,002 It's love! 18 00:01:28,963 --> 00:01:29,923 Welcome aboard. 19 00:01:30,006 --> 00:01:30,966 It's love. 20 00:02:00,328 --> 00:02:01,368 - Hello. - Hello. 21 00:02:01,454 --> 00:02:01,874 We're the garfields. 22 00:02:01,955 --> 00:02:02,655 Julian and Kate. 23 00:02:02,747 --> 00:02:04,867 Ah, welcome aboard. 24 00:02:04,958 --> 00:02:06,378 Oh-- oh, hey. 25 00:02:06,459 --> 00:02:08,209 A special welcome aboard. 26 00:02:08,294 --> 00:02:09,964 You two are in the honeymoon suite. 27 00:02:10,046 --> 00:02:10,916 That's just-- 28 00:02:11,005 --> 00:02:14,585 portside, mid-ship, promenade cabin 350. 29 00:02:14,676 --> 00:02:15,886 Formerly suite royale. 30 00:02:15,969 --> 00:02:17,509 Took the words right out of my mouth. 31 00:02:17,595 --> 00:02:19,845 And if you're expecting any guests for a bon voyage party, 32 00:02:19,931 --> 00:02:21,851 I'll send 'em right down. 33 00:02:21,933 --> 00:02:23,393 We won't be having any guests. 34 00:02:23,476 --> 00:02:25,056 No. 35 00:02:25,144 --> 00:02:25,904 Only ghosts. 36 00:02:29,858 --> 00:02:31,228 Ghosts? 37 00:02:31,317 --> 00:02:34,567 Fedalio, make sure we get a good table for dinner. 38 00:02:34,654 --> 00:02:36,574 Of course, my dear. 39 00:02:36,656 --> 00:02:37,406 Fedalio! 40 00:02:40,243 --> 00:02:41,123 How do you do it? 41 00:02:41,202 --> 00:02:42,832 Every time you come aboard with a woman, 42 00:02:42,912 --> 00:02:44,002 she's more beautiful than the one before. 43 00:02:44,080 --> 00:02:46,880 Ah, unfortunately, [Non-English],, 44 00:02:46,958 --> 00:02:49,748 they are not all so beautiful. 45 00:02:49,836 --> 00:02:51,746 But as you know, since I have no wealth, 46 00:02:51,838 --> 00:02:53,338 I must go with the ladies who do. 47 00:02:53,423 --> 00:02:54,883 Ah, but we shall talk later. 48 00:02:54,966 --> 00:02:57,176 I must give my regards El bon capitan. 49 00:02:57,260 --> 00:02:57,930 Ta ta. 50 00:02:58,011 --> 00:03:00,431 Ta ta. 51 00:03:00,513 --> 00:03:02,523 I'm sure you'll enjoy that. 52 00:03:02,599 --> 00:03:04,889 [Non-English speech] 53 00:03:04,976 --> 00:03:05,766 So nice to see you again. 54 00:03:05,852 --> 00:03:06,852 [Non-English speech] 55 00:03:06,936 --> 00:03:09,766 Senor cevini, miss Crawford. 56 00:03:09,856 --> 00:03:11,266 [Non-English speech] 57 00:03:11,357 --> 00:03:13,737 I'm looking forward to the voyage, captain. 58 00:03:13,818 --> 00:03:14,278 Good. 59 00:03:14,360 --> 00:03:15,490 [Non-English speech] 60 00:03:16,487 --> 00:03:16,737 I'll see you later. 61 00:03:16,821 --> 00:03:18,161 Ciao. 62 00:03:18,239 --> 00:03:20,279 Ciao. 63 00:03:20,366 --> 00:03:23,236 My, he sure does talk pretty. 64 00:03:23,328 --> 00:03:25,118 Italian is a beautiful language. 65 00:03:25,204 --> 00:03:26,464 Boy, if I could speak some of that, 66 00:03:26,539 --> 00:03:30,289 it'd sure make the folks in laramie sit up and take notice. 67 00:03:30,376 --> 00:03:31,376 I'm going to have to look that fellow up. 68 00:03:41,054 --> 00:03:41,684 Hello. 69 00:03:41,763 --> 00:03:42,723 May I help you? 70 00:03:42,805 --> 00:03:43,845 Yes. 71 00:03:43,932 --> 00:03:44,932 I was wondering if my dad's checked in? 72 00:03:45,016 --> 00:03:46,636 Mr. Martin Andrews. 73 00:03:46,726 --> 00:03:47,516 Oh, you must be Todd. 74 00:03:47,602 --> 00:03:49,272 I have a message for you. 75 00:03:49,354 --> 00:03:50,364 He'll be here, won't I? 76 00:03:50,438 --> 00:03:51,978 He said some urgent business came up, 77 00:03:52,065 --> 00:03:54,525 but he's going to fly down, meet the ship in puerto vallarta, 78 00:03:54,609 --> 00:03:56,149 and he'll be with you on the trip back. 79 00:03:56,235 --> 00:03:57,985 Oh, but don't worry about being alone. 80 00:03:58,071 --> 00:04:00,821 We'll do everything we can to make it a fun cruise for you. 81 00:04:00,907 --> 00:04:02,077 Who's worried? 82 00:04:02,158 --> 00:04:03,988 I've traveled all over the world alone. 83 00:04:04,077 --> 00:04:04,537 I even went to China last year. 84 00:04:04,619 --> 00:04:06,329 China? 85 00:04:06,412 --> 00:04:07,002 Wow. 86 00:04:07,080 --> 00:04:08,000 I'd love to hear about that. 87 00:04:08,081 --> 00:04:08,671 Ok. 88 00:04:08,748 --> 00:04:09,288 If I find the spare time. 89 00:04:12,919 --> 00:04:15,089 But it looks like I'll be real busy. 90 00:04:15,171 --> 00:04:16,011 See ya. 91 00:04:16,089 --> 00:04:18,299 Bye. 92 00:04:18,383 --> 00:04:19,383 He's cute, isn't he? 93 00:04:19,467 --> 00:04:20,297 Yeah. 94 00:04:20,385 --> 00:04:22,345 Too bad you're not a few years older. 95 00:04:22,428 --> 00:04:23,178 Hey, yeah. 96 00:04:23,262 --> 00:04:24,562 Thanks for the great idea! 97 00:04:24,639 --> 00:04:26,929 [Horn] 98 00:04:46,661 --> 00:04:47,621 I'm sorry you're not feeling too well. 99 00:04:47,704 --> 00:04:49,334 I'm not. 100 00:04:49,414 --> 00:04:50,294 This is a nice spot. 101 00:04:50,373 --> 00:04:54,293 And this will protect you from the sun. 102 00:04:54,377 --> 00:04:55,627 Hi there. 103 00:04:55,712 --> 00:04:57,762 Senorina? 104 00:04:57,839 --> 00:04:59,669 You're Italian, aren't ya? 105 00:04:59,757 --> 00:05:01,257 Yes. 106 00:05:01,342 --> 00:05:02,052 Oh, remember? 107 00:05:02,135 --> 00:05:02,715 We met. 108 00:05:02,802 --> 00:05:04,102 Uh, Libby Crawford. 109 00:05:04,178 --> 00:05:05,178 Good to see you. 110 00:05:05,263 --> 00:05:06,353 I'm from laramie. 111 00:05:06,431 --> 00:05:07,271 That's in Wyoming. 112 00:05:07,348 --> 00:05:08,428 Usa. 113 00:05:08,516 --> 00:05:10,766 I moved there after my husband died. 114 00:05:10,852 --> 00:05:12,652 Originally from horse creek. 115 00:05:12,729 --> 00:05:14,269 Charming. 116 00:05:14,355 --> 00:05:15,855 Perhaps we can find a quieter place, don't you think? 117 00:05:15,940 --> 00:05:17,730 Excuse me. 118 00:05:17,817 --> 00:05:22,027 Any chance you might be able to give me some Italian lessons? 119 00:05:22,113 --> 00:05:24,203 I'm planning on traveling some, and I'd sure like to be 120 00:05:24,282 --> 00:05:26,242 able to speak a foreign lingo. 121 00:05:26,325 --> 00:05:30,655 Well-- hope you feel better soon. 122 00:05:30,747 --> 00:05:33,577 Let me know if there's anything I can do. 123 00:05:33,666 --> 00:05:34,916 Think it over about the lessons. 124 00:05:35,001 --> 00:05:35,501 I will. 125 00:05:35,585 --> 00:05:37,955 I'd sure appreciate it. 126 00:05:38,046 --> 00:05:40,086 Bye. 127 00:05:40,173 --> 00:05:42,803 Another one of your conquests, fidelio? 128 00:05:42,884 --> 00:05:44,684 [Non-English speech] 129 00:05:44,761 --> 00:05:47,561 If so, my pet, naturally I would have 130 00:05:47,638 --> 00:05:49,638 to terminate our arrangement. 131 00:05:49,724 --> 00:05:50,734 You must be kidding. 132 00:05:50,808 --> 00:05:52,388 That woman is impossible. 133 00:05:52,477 --> 00:05:55,227 Better see me to my cabin. 134 00:05:55,313 --> 00:05:56,983 I'm getting a dreadful headache. 135 00:06:00,443 --> 00:06:05,663 So am I. 136 00:06:05,740 --> 00:06:07,580 Ok. 137 00:06:07,658 --> 00:06:09,448 According to this letter you received, 138 00:06:09,535 --> 00:06:12,615 the first bride who honeymooned in this cabin later drowned. 139 00:06:12,705 --> 00:06:14,955 And supposedly she comes back here every anniversary, 140 00:06:15,041 --> 00:06:17,841 seeking her lost love. 141 00:06:17,919 --> 00:06:19,749 Poor thing. 142 00:06:19,837 --> 00:06:21,877 Along with her sex education classes, 143 00:06:21,964 --> 00:06:23,344 she should have taken swimming. 144 00:06:23,424 --> 00:06:24,304 Maybe she does reappear? 145 00:06:24,383 --> 00:06:27,433 Stranger things than that have happened. 146 00:06:27,512 --> 00:06:30,142 Not in my carpool. 147 00:06:30,223 --> 00:06:30,973 Julian, how can you believe this letter? 148 00:06:31,057 --> 00:06:33,597 It isn't even signed. 149 00:06:33,684 --> 00:06:35,064 What's so strange about that? 150 00:06:35,144 --> 00:06:37,314 People who write letters about ghosts-- 151 00:06:37,396 --> 00:06:39,016 they just don't sign their name. 152 00:06:39,107 --> 00:06:42,817 They don't want other people to think that they're wackos. 153 00:06:42,902 --> 00:06:47,372 Psychic research like mine never gets any respect. 154 00:06:47,448 --> 00:06:51,288 Well, I just hope that nobody's putting you on. 155 00:06:51,369 --> 00:06:53,119 Anyway, I'm glad this lady is only supposed 156 00:06:53,204 --> 00:06:55,414 to reappear to couples. 157 00:06:55,498 --> 00:07:00,548 At least I got to come along this time. 158 00:07:00,628 --> 00:07:02,378 Oh, Julian. 159 00:07:02,463 --> 00:07:05,173 I just don't want you to be disappointed. 160 00:07:05,258 --> 00:07:06,468 You know, on all the previous cruises, 161 00:07:06,551 --> 00:07:10,431 nobody has ever reported they've seen a ghost. 162 00:07:10,513 --> 00:07:11,763 Those are honeymoon couples. 163 00:07:11,848 --> 00:07:12,768 They don't observe anything. 164 00:07:12,849 --> 00:07:14,679 They have other things on their mind. 165 00:07:14,767 --> 00:07:16,267 [Knocking] 166 00:07:17,436 --> 00:07:18,686 - Hi. - Hi. 167 00:07:18,771 --> 00:07:19,731 Ah, Dr. Garfield. 168 00:07:19,814 --> 00:07:21,154 Listen, I'm sorry, but it's going 169 00:07:21,232 --> 00:07:22,282 to take me a little bit more time 170 00:07:22,358 --> 00:07:23,358 to dig up that list you wanted. 171 00:07:23,442 --> 00:07:25,072 To know, the first passengers in the cabin? 172 00:07:25,153 --> 00:07:26,243 Oh, good. 173 00:07:26,320 --> 00:07:27,360 Then we'll have a chance to go up on deck 174 00:07:27,446 --> 00:07:29,116 and catch the action. 175 00:07:29,198 --> 00:07:31,328 I mean, if the phantom bride is going to appear, 176 00:07:31,409 --> 00:07:33,079 she won't appear before midnight, will she? 177 00:07:33,161 --> 00:07:33,911 What's this? 178 00:07:37,081 --> 00:07:37,921 It's a bridal veil. 179 00:07:37,999 --> 00:07:38,999 That's a bridal veil. 180 00:07:39,083 --> 00:07:41,213 Oh, doc, steady. 181 00:07:41,294 --> 00:07:43,054 That probably belongs to the lady who was here last week. 182 00:07:43,129 --> 00:07:44,009 Oh, no. No. 183 00:07:44,088 --> 00:07:45,718 This is old. 184 00:07:45,798 --> 00:07:47,128 And it's yellow. 185 00:07:47,216 --> 00:07:48,886 That's probably the salt air. 186 00:07:48,968 --> 00:07:51,138 I'm going to hand it in to lost and found. 187 00:07:51,220 --> 00:07:52,890 Well, I'm going down to the ship's library, 188 00:07:52,972 --> 00:07:55,062 and see if there's anymore information. 189 00:07:55,141 --> 00:07:56,231 Well, don't be too long, darling. 190 00:07:56,309 --> 00:07:58,979 I'll get some towels and meet you by the pool, ok? 191 00:07:59,061 --> 00:07:59,401 I'll take that if you like. 192 00:07:59,478 --> 00:08:01,478 Thank you. 193 00:08:01,564 --> 00:08:04,284 Why does he want to know who the first honeymoon couple was? 194 00:08:04,358 --> 00:08:07,238 Well, it seems that the bride drowned. 195 00:08:07,320 --> 00:08:10,240 And the story is that her spirit is still 196 00:08:10,323 --> 00:08:10,703 somewhere here in this cabin. 197 00:08:26,005 --> 00:08:27,045 Hi. 198 00:08:27,131 --> 00:08:28,721 I'm Vicki stubing, remember? 199 00:08:28,799 --> 00:08:29,929 We were going to discuss China. 200 00:08:30,009 --> 00:08:32,969 Oh, yeah. 201 00:08:33,054 --> 00:08:34,764 You look different. 202 00:08:34,847 --> 00:08:36,347 I was wearing a uniform before. 203 00:08:36,432 --> 00:08:37,982 It makes me look like a kid. 204 00:08:38,059 --> 00:08:39,599 So why do you wear it? 205 00:08:39,685 --> 00:08:40,805 It's a regulation. 206 00:08:40,895 --> 00:08:43,265 And since my father is the captain, and since jobs are 207 00:08:43,356 --> 00:08:45,016 getting kind of scarce for a-- 208 00:08:45,107 --> 00:08:47,937 a 17-year-old girl. 209 00:08:48,027 --> 00:08:50,487 Your father is the captain? 210 00:08:50,571 --> 00:08:51,951 That must be a drag, having him around watching you 211 00:08:52,031 --> 00:08:53,741 all the time. 212 00:08:53,824 --> 00:08:54,624 It's no problem. 213 00:08:54,700 --> 00:08:56,120 I get to do whatever I want. 214 00:08:56,202 --> 00:08:58,332 Yeah? 215 00:08:58,412 --> 00:08:59,792 Well then, let's find some comfortable chairs, 216 00:08:59,872 --> 00:09:00,872 and I'll tell you all about China. 217 00:09:06,671 --> 00:09:08,421 Just use the medication you brought with you. 218 00:09:08,506 --> 00:09:11,006 It should be as effective as anything I could prescribe. 219 00:09:11,092 --> 00:09:12,762 Perhaps the migraine will pass quickly, 220 00:09:12,843 --> 00:09:13,803 and we may enjoy dinner together. 221 00:09:13,886 --> 00:09:16,096 [Knocking] 222 00:09:19,392 --> 00:09:20,482 Yes? 223 00:09:20,559 --> 00:09:22,059 How is she feeling? 224 00:09:22,144 --> 00:09:23,404 Satisfactory, thank you. 225 00:09:23,479 --> 00:09:25,479 But if you would pardon, the doctor is here. 226 00:09:25,564 --> 00:09:27,404 Who is that, fidelio? 227 00:09:27,483 --> 00:09:27,903 Uh, the lady from-- 228 00:09:27,984 --> 00:09:29,654 horse creek. 229 00:09:29,735 --> 00:09:31,065 Horse creek. 230 00:09:31,153 --> 00:09:33,453 Oh. 231 00:09:33,531 --> 00:09:33,571 Have her come in. 232 00:09:37,493 --> 00:09:40,043 I'm sorry you're under the weather. 233 00:09:40,121 --> 00:09:41,871 Thank you. 234 00:09:41,956 --> 00:09:44,666 You asked before if there was something you might do. 235 00:09:44,750 --> 00:09:47,000 I wonder, would you mind having dinner 236 00:09:47,086 --> 00:09:48,246 this evening with senor cevini? 237 00:09:48,337 --> 00:09:51,297 He's looked forward so much to this occasion, and I can't. 238 00:09:51,382 --> 00:09:55,512 So would you keep him company? 239 00:09:55,594 --> 00:09:57,514 Well, I suppose. 240 00:09:57,596 --> 00:09:59,016 I know he'd be delighted. 241 00:09:59,098 --> 00:10:01,678 Swell. 242 00:10:01,767 --> 00:10:03,517 See you in the dining room. 243 00:10:03,602 --> 00:10:06,272 I hope you're feeling perky right soon. 244 00:10:10,818 --> 00:10:11,568 Why? 245 00:10:11,652 --> 00:10:13,742 Self-protection. 246 00:10:13,821 --> 00:10:17,531 Because of my malaise, you will be left alone. 247 00:10:17,616 --> 00:10:19,616 And knowing you as I do, my pet, you 248 00:10:19,702 --> 00:10:21,332 will be seeking out other companions. 249 00:10:21,412 --> 00:10:24,872 So I have provided one for you. 250 00:10:24,957 --> 00:10:28,337 And knowing you're with the lady from horse creek, 251 00:10:28,419 --> 00:10:31,549 I shall have no cause to worry. 252 00:10:31,630 --> 00:10:32,800 That's my fate. 253 00:10:32,882 --> 00:10:34,472 Condemned to dine with a savage. 254 00:10:42,975 --> 00:10:44,225 Well, this is nice and relaxing, isn't it? 255 00:10:44,310 --> 00:10:46,520 Dr. Garfield? 256 00:10:46,604 --> 00:10:49,074 I found this guest book that all the passengers 257 00:10:49,148 --> 00:10:52,068 on the first cruise signed 10 years ago. 258 00:10:52,151 --> 00:10:53,401 Now, here we are. 259 00:10:53,486 --> 00:10:56,026 Honeymoon suite, randj Franklin. 260 00:10:56,113 --> 00:10:57,283 Here you go. 261 00:10:57,365 --> 00:10:59,615 For the handsome groom, and the blushing bride. 262 00:10:59,700 --> 00:11:00,580 Oh, that's sweet. 263 00:11:00,659 --> 00:11:01,789 Thank you, darling. 264 00:11:01,869 --> 00:11:04,369 Well, I didn't order it. 265 00:11:04,455 --> 00:11:06,915 Well, must be some mistake. 266 00:11:06,999 --> 00:11:08,579 To Jim, from Ramona. 267 00:11:08,668 --> 00:11:09,918 Yours eternally. 268 00:11:10,002 --> 00:11:10,922 Oh, well. 269 00:11:11,003 --> 00:11:12,133 It's obviously for someone else. 270 00:11:12,213 --> 00:11:13,343 Wait a minute. 271 00:11:13,422 --> 00:11:15,172 Randj Franklin. 272 00:11:15,257 --> 00:11:17,007 Ramona and Jim. 273 00:11:19,261 --> 00:11:22,011 Is anything wrong? 274 00:11:22,098 --> 00:11:24,598 That order was placed 10 years ago. 275 00:11:24,683 --> 00:11:25,353 Wait a minute. 276 00:11:25,434 --> 00:11:27,404 I'm not that slow. 277 00:11:27,478 --> 00:11:28,598 Oh, Julian. 278 00:11:28,687 --> 00:11:31,607 It's probably one of your cronies from the psychic club 279 00:11:31,690 --> 00:11:33,360 playing a joke. 280 00:11:33,442 --> 00:11:34,652 Something is very strange here. 281 00:11:34,735 --> 00:11:35,815 Where did you get that note? 282 00:11:35,903 --> 00:11:37,033 It was left on the bar. 283 00:11:37,113 --> 00:11:38,413 And then a lady called on the phone, 284 00:11:38,489 --> 00:11:38,909 and said to deliver it with some champagne. 285 00:11:38,989 --> 00:11:41,079 Yeah? 286 00:11:41,158 --> 00:11:43,288 The reason I remember is because she asked for Ramon. 287 00:11:43,369 --> 00:11:44,249 Now, he doesn't work here anymore. 288 00:11:44,328 --> 00:11:45,578 That's the old bartender. 289 00:11:45,663 --> 00:11:46,003 He hasn't been here for years. - Ramon, huh? 290 00:11:46,080 --> 00:11:48,120 Yeah. 291 00:11:48,207 --> 00:11:49,167 He might have been the first bartender on the ship. 292 00:11:49,250 --> 00:11:50,920 The one she knew 10 years ago. 293 00:11:51,001 --> 00:11:53,461 What's going on? 294 00:11:53,546 --> 00:11:55,456 Look at this. 295 00:11:55,548 --> 00:11:57,298 This is the note you delivered from the bride. 296 00:11:57,383 --> 00:11:58,223 Mhm. 297 00:11:58,300 --> 00:11:59,840 This is the old signature. 298 00:11:59,927 --> 00:12:01,047 The handwriting matches. 299 00:12:01,137 --> 00:12:03,717 Mm-mm. 300 00:12:03,806 --> 00:12:06,476 The phantom bride is here, Isaac. 301 00:12:06,559 --> 00:12:07,519 On the ship. 302 00:12:19,029 --> 00:12:20,359 [Knocking] 303 00:12:25,953 --> 00:12:26,833 Hi. 304 00:12:26,912 --> 00:12:27,752 Ready for dinner? 305 00:12:27,830 --> 00:12:29,540 Oh, I meant to tell you-- 306 00:12:29,623 --> 00:12:31,833 I'm going to have dinner with Todd and some of the others. 307 00:12:31,917 --> 00:12:33,037 Todd? 308 00:12:33,127 --> 00:12:33,877 And then after that, we're going to go to the disco. 309 00:12:33,961 --> 00:12:35,131 But I'll see you at breakfast, ok? 310 00:12:35,212 --> 00:12:37,012 This, uh-- 311 00:12:37,089 --> 00:12:39,379 Todd. 312 00:12:39,467 --> 00:12:40,337 How old is he? 313 00:12:40,426 --> 00:12:42,676 I guess he's about 18. 314 00:12:42,761 --> 00:12:43,431 Oh. 315 00:12:43,512 --> 00:12:44,722 About 18? 316 00:12:44,805 --> 00:12:48,765 And may I remind you that you are about 14? 317 00:12:48,851 --> 00:12:52,021 But dad, there aren't any other 14-year-olds aboard. 318 00:12:52,104 --> 00:12:54,574 And besides, most girls go out with guys a little older, 319 00:12:54,648 --> 00:12:55,568 anyway. - Mm. 320 00:12:55,649 --> 00:12:57,279 You were older than mom, weren't you? 321 00:12:57,359 --> 00:12:58,109 Yes, but that has nothing-- 322 00:12:58,194 --> 00:12:59,534 I'll be right here on the ship. 323 00:12:59,612 --> 00:13:00,612 The whole time. 324 00:13:00,696 --> 00:13:02,316 And there'll be a whole bunch of us. 325 00:13:02,406 --> 00:13:03,236 I just don't want you getting in over your head. 326 00:13:03,324 --> 00:13:05,454 Well, I won't. 327 00:13:05,534 --> 00:13:07,504 Todd's a very nice person. 328 00:13:07,578 --> 00:13:08,948 And he's been to China, and everything. 329 00:13:09,038 --> 00:13:10,868 Oh. 330 00:13:10,956 --> 00:13:12,876 Well, I suppose that makes him all right. 331 00:13:12,958 --> 00:13:16,378 Remember, you still have your regular curfew. 332 00:13:16,462 --> 00:13:18,172 Then it's ok? 333 00:13:18,255 --> 00:13:20,215 On three conditions. 334 00:13:20,299 --> 00:13:23,929 You take off half that paint, some of that hardware, 335 00:13:24,011 --> 00:13:24,261 and have a great time. 336 00:13:24,345 --> 00:13:25,885 Deal. 337 00:13:25,971 --> 00:13:27,811 Thank you. 338 00:13:27,890 --> 00:13:28,890 And I promise, there won't be any problems. 339 00:13:35,147 --> 00:13:36,977 Hey. 340 00:13:37,066 --> 00:13:37,936 Hey, doc. 341 00:13:38,025 --> 00:13:38,725 Libby. 342 00:13:38,817 --> 00:13:40,317 Hi. 343 00:13:40,402 --> 00:13:43,412 Seems like that old love boat magic is working. 344 00:13:43,489 --> 00:13:45,619 Leastwise on me. 345 00:13:45,699 --> 00:13:46,579 Look, Libby, there's something I think you ought 346 00:13:46,659 --> 00:13:49,749 to understand about fidelio. 347 00:13:49,828 --> 00:13:53,578 You see, he goes only with ladies who-- 348 00:13:53,666 --> 00:13:57,126 well, let me put it this way. 349 00:13:57,211 --> 00:13:58,961 He's not really available. 350 00:13:59,046 --> 00:14:03,586 You mean because of his being here with miss singleton? 351 00:14:03,676 --> 00:14:05,586 They can't be that close, or why would she tell 352 00:14:05,678 --> 00:14:07,758 him to have dinner with me? 353 00:14:07,846 --> 00:14:10,176 So I'd say it looks like old horse 354 00:14:10,266 --> 00:14:11,846 creek Libby has a clear track. 355 00:14:22,528 --> 00:14:26,198 Is there actually is such a place as your horse creek? 356 00:14:26,282 --> 00:14:30,122 Oh, people always laugh when I say it, but it's real. 357 00:14:30,202 --> 00:14:31,412 And very special. 358 00:14:31,495 --> 00:14:35,705 It's way up in the back country, where the melting snows trickle 359 00:14:35,791 --> 00:14:39,091 into the running trout streams, and the hills are covered 360 00:14:39,169 --> 00:14:40,959 with birch and cottonwood. 361 00:14:41,046 --> 00:14:42,966 And the fields are full of color, 362 00:14:43,048 --> 00:14:46,258 with columbine and Indian paint brush. 363 00:14:46,343 --> 00:14:48,553 And the air is so clear and sparkling that every breath 364 00:14:48,637 --> 00:14:51,597 is better than the one before. 365 00:14:51,682 --> 00:14:52,222 [Non-English speech] 366 00:14:52,308 --> 00:14:53,928 Oh. 367 00:14:54,018 --> 00:14:56,058 Oh, oh, you just reminded me. 368 00:14:56,145 --> 00:14:58,105 Julian found me this Italian book, 369 00:14:58,188 --> 00:15:00,648 and I looked up something I wanted to say to you. 370 00:15:00,733 --> 00:15:01,403 Ah. 371 00:15:01,483 --> 00:15:03,323 Oh, yeah, here it is, fidelio. 372 00:15:06,405 --> 00:15:08,065 [Non-English]. 373 00:15:16,790 --> 00:15:20,500 [Non-English speech] 374 00:15:20,586 --> 00:15:23,336 Delighted to meet you. 375 00:15:23,422 --> 00:15:26,012 And may I say, [non-English]. 376 00:15:26,091 --> 00:15:27,971 Which in American, means "likewise, toots." 377 00:15:43,150 --> 00:15:43,900 I supose so. 378 00:15:43,984 --> 00:15:45,114 Dr. Garfield? 379 00:15:45,194 --> 00:15:46,364 Excuse me, there's a ship to shore phone call for you. 380 00:15:46,445 --> 00:15:50,195 Oh, excuse me. 381 00:15:50,282 --> 00:15:52,032 While he's gone, Isaac, why don't you make 382 00:15:52,117 --> 00:15:55,197 us a couple of Ramon specials? 383 00:15:55,287 --> 00:15:57,247 Ramon specials? 384 00:15:57,331 --> 00:16:00,251 How did you know he used to be a bartender here? 385 00:16:00,334 --> 00:16:01,174 Well, I didn't. I mean-- 386 00:16:01,251 --> 00:16:03,051 and if you'll forgive me, your voice 387 00:16:03,128 --> 00:16:05,298 sounds a lot like the lady that called 388 00:16:05,381 --> 00:16:07,511 and ordered the champagne. 389 00:16:07,591 --> 00:16:10,591 Isaac, please don't say anything about it. 390 00:16:10,678 --> 00:16:13,718 You see, my husband has been so preoccupied with his research 391 00:16:13,806 --> 00:16:15,556 that I never see him. 392 00:16:15,641 --> 00:16:17,101 And so I thought a nice, long vacation 393 00:16:17,184 --> 00:16:21,404 would give us a chance to get to know each other again. 394 00:16:21,480 --> 00:16:23,190 So you're the one who wrote the card? 395 00:16:23,273 --> 00:16:24,233 Oh, no. No. 396 00:16:24,316 --> 00:16:27,356 No, that was really written by the Franklins. 397 00:16:27,444 --> 00:16:28,454 My aunt and uncle. 398 00:16:28,529 --> 00:16:29,569 And they really were the first honeymooners aboard, 399 00:16:29,655 --> 00:16:31,735 and they did know Ramon. 400 00:16:31,824 --> 00:16:34,084 That's what gave me the idea. 401 00:16:34,159 --> 00:16:36,659 And then I invented that weird story 402 00:16:36,745 --> 00:16:39,785 just to keep Julian happy. 403 00:16:39,873 --> 00:16:41,253 Well, it certainly seems to be working. 404 00:16:41,333 --> 00:16:44,923 I know you got gopher looking over his shoulder. 405 00:16:45,003 --> 00:16:48,013 Well, he won't have anything else to worry about. 406 00:16:48,090 --> 00:16:50,930 And now my dear, darling, ghost happy husband and I 407 00:16:51,009 --> 00:16:53,299 can have a nice, long cruise. 408 00:16:53,387 --> 00:16:55,927 Which is desperately important to both of us. 409 00:16:56,014 --> 00:16:57,604 That was Dr. Patterson. 410 00:16:57,683 --> 00:17:00,103 He's got permission to go into a pharaoh's tomb. 411 00:17:00,185 --> 00:17:02,475 I'm going to get off the ship tomorrow in puerto vallarta, 412 00:17:02,563 --> 00:17:04,903 and fly to Cairo, and join him. 413 00:17:04,982 --> 00:17:06,902 But what about the phantom bride? 414 00:17:06,984 --> 00:17:09,904 Well, as you say, there was probably nothing to that story. 415 00:17:09,987 --> 00:17:11,197 Look, I'd better get back on the phone 416 00:17:11,280 --> 00:17:16,450 and start making some calls about airline connections. 417 00:17:16,535 --> 00:17:18,405 Well, you gave it a good try. 418 00:17:18,495 --> 00:17:20,615 I guess there's nothing more you can do. 419 00:17:20,706 --> 00:17:23,126 Wrong. 420 00:17:23,208 --> 00:17:27,088 Somehow, at midnight tonight, that bride is going to appear. 421 00:17:35,095 --> 00:17:37,385 [Music playing] 422 00:17:45,898 --> 00:17:47,398 You haven't been dancing. 423 00:17:47,483 --> 00:17:48,573 You getting tired? 424 00:17:48,650 --> 00:17:49,820 No. 425 00:17:49,902 --> 00:17:51,322 I like to sit down and watch once in a while. 426 00:17:51,403 --> 00:17:53,863 It's a great way to pick up the new steps. 427 00:17:53,947 --> 00:17:54,987 I suppose living on a cruise ship, 428 00:17:55,073 --> 00:17:58,163 life is just one party after the other. 429 00:17:58,243 --> 00:17:58,833 That's right. 430 00:17:58,911 --> 00:18:00,291 It's a terrible drag. 431 00:18:00,370 --> 00:18:05,040 A party every night, a new man in my life every week. 432 00:18:05,125 --> 00:18:06,835 Don't I wish? 433 00:18:06,919 --> 00:18:08,839 Not all play time, huh? 434 00:18:08,921 --> 00:18:09,761 No. 435 00:18:09,838 --> 00:18:11,128 In fact, it's not very often that I 436 00:18:11,215 --> 00:18:13,215 get to meet someone like Todd. 437 00:18:13,300 --> 00:18:15,890 You know, my own age. 438 00:18:15,969 --> 00:18:17,349 He seems like a nice kid. 439 00:18:17,429 --> 00:18:18,639 Kid? 440 00:18:18,722 --> 00:18:20,522 He's 18, and he's traveled all over the world. 441 00:18:20,599 --> 00:18:22,809 So he says. 442 00:18:22,893 --> 00:18:23,733 Endlessly. 443 00:18:32,319 --> 00:18:33,149 Great party. 444 00:18:33,237 --> 00:18:33,857 Yeah. 445 00:18:33,946 --> 00:18:34,776 Well, you must be excited. 446 00:18:34,863 --> 00:18:36,203 You're going to meet your dad tomorrow 447 00:18:36,281 --> 00:18:36,781 morning in puerto vallarta. 448 00:18:36,865 --> 00:18:38,775 Oh, didn't I tell you? 449 00:18:38,867 --> 00:18:39,737 His secretary called again. 450 00:18:39,827 --> 00:18:42,697 Said he couldn't make it. 451 00:18:42,788 --> 00:18:44,788 Maybe we could do something ashore? 452 00:18:44,873 --> 00:18:45,373 Right. 453 00:18:45,457 --> 00:18:47,457 But that's tomorrow. 454 00:18:47,543 --> 00:18:50,003 We've got all my first to party. 455 00:18:50,087 --> 00:18:51,207 I'm afraid I don't. 456 00:18:51,296 --> 00:18:54,926 I have to be at work early in the morning when we dock. 457 00:18:55,008 --> 00:18:56,178 I'm sorry. 458 00:18:56,260 --> 00:18:57,010 Oh, hey, that's ok. 459 00:18:57,094 --> 00:18:59,514 No problem. 460 00:18:59,596 --> 00:19:00,596 Then I'll see you tomorrow? 461 00:19:00,681 --> 00:19:01,391 Right. 462 00:19:17,322 --> 00:19:21,542 Oh, fidelio, you are the most wonderful man to talk to. 463 00:19:21,618 --> 00:19:24,708 I really meant it when I said [non-English].. 464 00:19:27,583 --> 00:19:30,923 That's closer. 465 00:19:31,003 --> 00:19:32,423 Maybe when the cruise is over, you'd 466 00:19:32,504 --> 00:19:33,844 like to come visit me in laramie, 467 00:19:33,922 --> 00:19:36,932 and we could take a run out to horse creek? 468 00:19:37,009 --> 00:19:37,379 I'm afraid that wouldn't be possible. 469 00:19:45,017 --> 00:19:48,227 Any special reason why not. 470 00:19:48,312 --> 00:19:50,442 No, it's my fault. I just assumed 471 00:19:50,522 --> 00:19:54,442 that everyone knew what I am. 472 00:19:54,526 --> 00:19:59,066 But you, of course, dear lady, would not be aware of a person 473 00:19:59,156 --> 00:20:01,196 like fidelio cevini. 474 00:20:01,283 --> 00:20:02,203 I'm not a free man. 475 00:20:02,284 --> 00:20:05,454 You mean you're running from the law? 476 00:20:05,537 --> 00:20:06,457 No. 477 00:20:06,538 --> 00:20:07,288 I'm not a fugitive. 478 00:20:07,372 --> 00:20:09,752 No. 479 00:20:09,833 --> 00:20:10,633 I'm something worse. 480 00:20:13,545 --> 00:20:15,415 I'm penniless. 481 00:20:15,505 --> 00:20:16,295 Penniless? 482 00:20:16,381 --> 00:20:18,761 So I do not choose my companions. 483 00:20:18,842 --> 00:20:20,682 They choose me. 484 00:20:20,761 --> 00:20:25,931 I can only be with ladies of wealth, who can afford me. 485 00:20:26,016 --> 00:20:27,556 Simply a thing that can be bought 486 00:20:27,643 --> 00:20:30,103 and discarded like a necklace, or a motor car. 487 00:20:32,272 --> 00:20:35,652 My wishes-- I've learned not to have any wishes. 488 00:20:35,734 --> 00:20:38,824 Nor any feelings. 489 00:20:38,904 --> 00:20:39,994 Or I would soon starve. 490 00:20:42,741 --> 00:20:46,451 So you can see, I cannot go with you to your lovely Wyoming. 491 00:20:49,539 --> 00:20:52,459 I must go wherever miss singleton chooses to take me. 492 00:20:56,546 --> 00:20:57,916 At the end of a golden chain. 493 00:21:04,846 --> 00:21:08,386 [Non-English] I'm afraid-- 494 00:21:08,475 --> 00:21:09,175 goodbye. 495 00:21:20,570 --> 00:21:22,240 So you see, this is quite simple. 496 00:21:22,322 --> 00:21:25,492 You just look through this little window, 497 00:21:25,575 --> 00:21:27,575 and then you adjust this lens. 498 00:21:27,661 --> 00:21:28,831 And when you've got a sharp image, 499 00:21:28,912 --> 00:21:31,622 you press that little button. 500 00:21:31,707 --> 00:21:34,747 Now, should our phantom appear at midnight, 501 00:21:34,835 --> 00:21:36,875 be sure and get her picture. 502 00:21:36,962 --> 00:21:38,132 Look, Dr. Garfield, maybe you'd better 503 00:21:38,213 --> 00:21:39,383 get another photographer. 504 00:21:39,464 --> 00:21:40,844 I promised my mom I'd be in bed early on these cruises. 505 00:21:40,924 --> 00:21:43,304 It won't take that long. 506 00:21:43,385 --> 00:21:46,845 I doubt very much if anything at all will materialize. 507 00:21:46,930 --> 00:21:48,560 You'll probably be disappointed. 508 00:21:48,640 --> 00:21:49,600 I hope so. 509 00:21:49,683 --> 00:21:51,273 If you don't mind, darling, I'm going to bed. 510 00:21:51,351 --> 00:21:52,731 It's been a long day. 511 00:21:55,439 --> 00:21:57,399 Look, why don't you just stand over here? 512 00:22:04,114 --> 00:22:06,074 That's a very sensitive film in that camera, 513 00:22:06,158 --> 00:22:07,368 so we won't need all this light. 514 00:22:10,495 --> 00:22:17,455 Perhaps this darkness will help attract our ghostly bride. 515 00:22:17,544 --> 00:22:18,384 Is that the veil? 516 00:22:18,462 --> 00:22:21,422 Right out of lost and found. 517 00:22:21,506 --> 00:22:25,426 We've got about 10 seconds to go till midnight. 518 00:22:25,510 --> 00:22:34,770 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4-- 519 00:22:34,853 --> 00:22:35,813 you ready? 520 00:22:35,896 --> 00:22:38,396 Yes. 521 00:22:38,482 --> 00:22:39,362 One. 522 00:22:39,441 --> 00:22:41,401 And-- nothing. 523 00:22:45,405 --> 00:22:46,315 [Snap] 524 00:22:47,365 --> 00:22:49,905 [Inaudible]. 525 00:22:49,993 --> 00:22:51,083 Kate was right. 526 00:22:51,161 --> 00:22:53,211 The ghost's not gonna show up. 527 00:22:53,288 --> 00:22:55,578 I'll have better luck in Cairo. 528 00:22:58,877 --> 00:22:59,587 Wow. 529 00:23:05,842 --> 00:23:08,102 She's gone. 530 00:23:08,178 --> 00:23:09,138 But she was there. 531 00:23:09,221 --> 00:23:09,891 The ghost was there. 532 00:23:09,971 --> 00:23:11,431 You saw her, didn't you, gopher? 533 00:23:11,515 --> 00:23:12,215 Gopher? 534 00:23:32,077 --> 00:23:33,947 What's happening to me, Isaac? 535 00:23:34,037 --> 00:23:37,077 Obviously Libby is a lady without means. 536 00:23:37,165 --> 00:23:40,165 And yet I'd love to be with her. 537 00:23:40,252 --> 00:23:41,422 I must be sick. 538 00:23:41,503 --> 00:23:44,303 Oh, we give it a nicer name than that on the love boat. 539 00:23:44,381 --> 00:23:45,011 Love? 540 00:23:45,090 --> 00:23:46,130 At my age? 541 00:23:46,216 --> 00:23:47,836 My circumstances? 542 00:23:47,926 --> 00:23:50,346 No, I think it's-- 543 00:23:50,428 --> 00:23:52,848 male menopause. 544 00:23:52,931 --> 00:23:54,811 What do you want me to do, run off with her to this Wyoming? 545 00:23:54,891 --> 00:23:56,601 And then what? 546 00:23:56,685 --> 00:23:58,265 How do we live? 547 00:23:58,353 --> 00:24:01,063 Can you imagine fidelio cevini working? 548 00:24:01,148 --> 00:24:01,858 As a cowboy? 549 00:24:01,940 --> 00:24:04,360 Mr. Cevini. 550 00:24:04,442 --> 00:24:06,112 Talk to you a minute? 551 00:24:06,194 --> 00:24:07,494 Oh, hi, Isaac. 552 00:24:07,571 --> 00:24:08,701 A couple of straight whiskeys. 553 00:24:08,780 --> 00:24:09,950 This is business. 554 00:24:10,031 --> 00:24:12,241 Business? 555 00:24:12,325 --> 00:24:15,245 You're for sale as an escort, right? 556 00:24:15,328 --> 00:24:17,158 Well, I aim to do a lot of traveling, 557 00:24:17,247 --> 00:24:18,537 and I need someone who's been around, 558 00:24:18,623 --> 00:24:20,503 and knows all the moves. 559 00:24:20,584 --> 00:24:22,464 That's your specialty, isn't it? 560 00:24:22,544 --> 00:24:23,804 Mhm. 561 00:24:23,879 --> 00:24:25,209 Then you're hired. 562 00:24:25,297 --> 00:24:26,877 To start off with, we'll go back to laramie 563 00:24:26,965 --> 00:24:29,045 for a couple of months, so you can teach me Italian. 564 00:24:29,134 --> 00:24:30,224 Strictly business. 565 00:24:30,302 --> 00:24:32,352 You'll have your own quarters. 566 00:24:32,429 --> 00:24:34,059 Free time is your own. 567 00:24:34,139 --> 00:24:35,679 Deal? 568 00:24:35,765 --> 00:24:36,765 I don't think you understand. 569 00:24:36,850 --> 00:24:41,230 You see, I am a man of very expensive tastes. 570 00:24:41,313 --> 00:24:43,023 What'll it take in cash dollars? 571 00:24:43,106 --> 00:24:46,566 I would expect, uh, first class accommodations. 572 00:24:46,651 --> 00:24:48,901 Every extravagance. 573 00:24:48,987 --> 00:24:52,447 My own personal allowance, of course. 574 00:24:52,532 --> 00:24:53,952 Thousand a week extra do it for you? 575 00:24:56,995 --> 00:24:58,365 You can arrange that? 576 00:24:58,455 --> 00:24:59,245 No problem. 577 00:24:59,331 --> 00:25:00,751 In the spread my husband left me, 578 00:25:00,832 --> 00:25:02,582 we have cattle, oil, gas, shopping 579 00:25:02,667 --> 00:25:04,997 centers, a few luxury hotels. 580 00:25:05,086 --> 00:25:07,916 Money's no problem. 581 00:25:08,006 --> 00:25:08,966 Ok. 582 00:25:09,049 --> 00:25:10,589 We'll start the minute we get back. 583 00:25:10,675 --> 00:25:14,715 1,000 a week, no personal involvements. 584 00:25:14,804 --> 00:25:16,104 Drink to seal the deal? 585 00:25:23,897 --> 00:25:24,937 Congratulations, cowboy. 586 00:25:28,318 --> 00:25:29,108 Captain: Good afternoon. 587 00:25:29,194 --> 00:25:31,914 Welcome to Puerta vallarta. 588 00:25:31,988 --> 00:25:33,238 Land tours will be leaving in 10 minutes 589 00:25:33,323 --> 00:25:33,703 from the coral deck gangway. 590 00:25:41,164 --> 00:25:42,044 Hi, Julie. 591 00:25:42,123 --> 00:25:43,963 Oh, hi, Vicki. 592 00:25:44,042 --> 00:25:46,172 Hey, you going ashore? 593 00:25:46,253 --> 00:25:47,883 Well, Todd said he'd have some free time, 594 00:25:47,963 --> 00:25:48,963 since he's not meeting his dad. 595 00:25:52,968 --> 00:25:56,968 Um-- but that's not a real, definite date, is it? 596 00:25:57,055 --> 00:25:58,095 Well, not exactly. 597 00:25:58,181 --> 00:25:59,311 But who else would he go with? 598 00:25:59,391 --> 00:26:00,851 Please, Andrea, come with me. 599 00:26:00,934 --> 00:26:01,944 We got all the big spots. 600 00:26:02,018 --> 00:26:04,228 My father got me all kinds of credit cards. 601 00:26:04,312 --> 00:26:04,942 Well-- all right. 602 00:26:05,021 --> 00:26:08,021 Great. 603 00:26:08,108 --> 00:26:09,318 Vicki, I'll tell you what. 604 00:26:09,401 --> 00:26:11,281 I'll see if I can get some time off, we'll grab a cab, 605 00:26:11,361 --> 00:26:13,491 and you and I will see the town. 606 00:26:13,571 --> 00:26:15,281 He's taking Andrea. 607 00:26:15,365 --> 00:26:16,405 Yeah. 608 00:26:16,491 --> 00:26:19,121 But like you said, it wasn't a real, definite date. 609 00:26:21,621 --> 00:26:24,001 Hey, Vicki, it happens to the best of us. 610 00:26:24,082 --> 00:26:25,332 Well, it's not going to happen to me again! 611 00:26:25,417 --> 00:26:27,587 What are you going to do? 612 00:26:27,669 --> 00:26:29,339 I'm going to go and get that sexy dress, 613 00:26:29,421 --> 00:26:30,011 because tonight, i'm really going to be 17. 614 00:26:30,088 --> 00:26:30,798 Vicki? 615 00:26:35,927 --> 00:26:37,847 Ok, yes. 616 00:26:37,929 --> 00:26:39,179 Well, um, that's on the promenade deck. 617 00:26:39,264 --> 00:26:40,934 - Thank you. - Hi. 618 00:26:41,016 --> 00:26:41,346 It worked. 619 00:26:41,433 --> 00:26:42,683 Oh, great. 620 00:26:42,767 --> 00:26:44,057 Julian's on the phone right now, 621 00:26:44,144 --> 00:26:46,444 canceling his trip to Cairo. 622 00:26:46,521 --> 00:26:48,861 The phantom bride really did the trick. 623 00:26:48,940 --> 00:26:49,980 Especially on gopher. 624 00:26:50,066 --> 00:26:51,646 He slept under my bed. 625 00:26:51,735 --> 00:26:52,895 I'm sorry about that. 626 00:26:52,986 --> 00:26:53,526 Do you think you can keep it from him 627 00:26:53,611 --> 00:26:56,071 until after the cruise? 628 00:26:56,156 --> 00:26:57,116 I'm sure he'll understand. 629 00:26:57,198 --> 00:26:58,988 After all, love comes first on love boat. 630 00:27:05,540 --> 00:27:07,500 Sir! 631 00:27:07,584 --> 00:27:10,054 Request permission to leave the ship. 632 00:27:10,128 --> 00:27:11,918 What? 633 00:27:12,005 --> 00:27:12,795 It's jinxed, sir. 634 00:27:12,881 --> 00:27:15,261 By the phantom bride of cabin 350. 635 00:27:15,342 --> 00:27:17,722 I saw her last night, sir. 636 00:27:17,802 --> 00:27:19,352 And she is still here. 637 00:27:19,429 --> 00:27:21,559 Even though she drowned 10 years ago. 638 00:27:21,639 --> 00:27:23,269 Uh, gopher, could you help me with some supplies? 639 00:27:23,350 --> 00:27:24,350 It sounded like you were doing some 640 00:27:24,434 --> 00:27:25,484 drowning yourself last night. 641 00:27:25,560 --> 00:27:27,980 She is a very real ghost, captain. 642 00:27:28,063 --> 00:27:31,783 I just came from the lost and found, and her veil is missing. 643 00:27:31,858 --> 00:27:34,398 That means that she is probably zeroing in on me, sir, 644 00:27:34,486 --> 00:27:35,606 because I'm the one that took it. 645 00:27:35,695 --> 00:27:40,655 And last night, she stared right at me. 646 00:27:40,742 --> 00:27:43,082 That's enough! 647 00:27:43,161 --> 00:27:44,621 No, you may not leave the ship. 648 00:27:44,704 --> 00:27:46,214 Go unpack that ridiculous suitcase. 649 00:27:46,289 --> 00:27:46,659 Sir! 650 00:27:46,748 --> 00:27:46,998 I saw her with-- 651 00:27:47,082 --> 00:27:48,752 no! 652 00:27:48,833 --> 00:27:49,753 But-- 653 00:27:49,834 --> 00:27:52,174 if you don't stop this foolish behavior, 654 00:27:52,253 --> 00:27:52,923 when we get back to Los Angeles, you 655 00:27:53,004 --> 00:27:55,094 will be getting off the ship. 656 00:27:55,173 --> 00:27:56,223 Permanently. 657 00:28:00,678 --> 00:28:02,348 Captain: Attention, please. 658 00:28:02,430 --> 00:28:04,060 Next stop, cabo, San Lucas. 659 00:28:11,106 --> 00:28:13,566 There's no question at all about it, fidelio. 660 00:28:13,650 --> 00:28:16,320 You must accept her offer. 661 00:28:16,403 --> 00:28:17,953 I can't match it. 662 00:28:18,029 --> 00:28:21,869 Believe me, dear one, the arrangement was not my idea. 663 00:28:21,950 --> 00:28:24,200 You have my blessings. 664 00:28:24,285 --> 00:28:26,245 And since, as you say, the lady asks 665 00:28:26,329 --> 00:28:29,459 for no personal involvement, then we can dine together 666 00:28:29,541 --> 00:28:30,881 and, uh-- 667 00:28:30,959 --> 00:28:34,959 enjoy a pleasant evening afterward. 668 00:28:35,046 --> 00:28:38,586 I'll just have a little nap, to be at my best. 669 00:28:38,675 --> 00:28:39,835 I shall look forward to that. 670 00:28:43,012 --> 00:28:45,102 Relax, dear one. 671 00:28:45,181 --> 00:28:48,141 Since she's offered you everything you've ever wanted, 672 00:28:48,226 --> 00:28:50,976 you should be the happiest man in the world. 673 00:28:51,062 --> 00:29:08,122 Should I? 674 00:29:08,121 --> 00:29:10,251 Hey, gopher, you think you can get that developed for me? 675 00:29:10,331 --> 00:29:11,331 Ok. 676 00:29:11,416 --> 00:29:12,706 But I don't think I got her picture. 677 00:29:12,792 --> 00:29:13,382 Garlic? 678 00:29:13,460 --> 00:29:14,960 Isn't that for vampires? 679 00:29:15,044 --> 00:29:17,844 Hey-- whatever she is, I want to keep her away. 680 00:29:17,922 --> 00:29:18,972 That's gonna keep everybody away. 681 00:29:22,385 --> 00:29:23,425 I wish I would have got her picture, 682 00:29:23,511 --> 00:29:24,471 but at least I got to see her. 683 00:29:24,554 --> 00:29:27,224 I thought she would be young. 684 00:29:27,307 --> 00:29:27,677 Oh? 685 00:29:27,765 --> 00:29:29,135 How old was she? 686 00:29:29,225 --> 00:29:31,765 50 or 60. 687 00:29:31,853 --> 00:29:33,563 50 or 60? 688 00:29:33,646 --> 00:29:34,516 Maybe older. 689 00:29:34,606 --> 00:29:35,356 She had these deep circles under her eyes, 690 00:29:35,440 --> 00:29:38,360 and her skin was all wrinkled. 691 00:29:38,443 --> 00:29:39,743 Oh, now that's just because the light 692 00:29:39,819 --> 00:29:41,199 was coming from underneath. 693 00:29:41,279 --> 00:29:42,529 Oh. 694 00:29:42,614 --> 00:29:45,994 How did you know about light coming from underneath? 695 00:29:46,075 --> 00:29:47,865 Um-- well, I didn't. 696 00:29:47,952 --> 00:29:49,202 But I thought you said that-- 697 00:29:49,287 --> 00:29:51,157 hey, doc? 698 00:29:51,247 --> 00:29:52,037 Did I show you this? 699 00:29:52,123 --> 00:29:53,583 To celebrate your triumph, we are 700 00:29:53,666 --> 00:29:56,536 going to have a special, super fantastic concoction. 701 00:29:56,628 --> 00:29:59,208 Just for you, in your honor. 702 00:29:59,297 --> 00:30:02,047 It is going to be called Garfield's ghost. 703 00:30:02,133 --> 00:30:02,973 Garfield's ghost? 704 00:30:03,051 --> 00:30:03,971 How nice. 705 00:30:04,052 --> 00:30:06,392 I never had anything named after me before. 706 00:30:06,471 --> 00:30:08,261 Well, you have now. 707 00:30:08,348 --> 00:30:10,888 And look, from now on, i'm going to be adding sparklers 708 00:30:10,975 --> 00:30:13,185 to this drink, just for you. 709 00:30:13,269 --> 00:30:15,269 That's really something, isn't it? 710 00:30:15,355 --> 00:30:18,105 It sure is. 711 00:30:18,191 --> 00:30:19,731 Thank you, Isaac. 712 00:30:19,817 --> 00:30:20,527 Any time. 713 00:30:27,534 --> 00:30:29,914 That puerto vallarta was kind of dull. 714 00:30:29,994 --> 00:30:31,334 It sure was. 715 00:30:31,412 --> 00:30:33,292 You know, I like winter resorts better. 716 00:30:33,373 --> 00:30:34,503 More action. 717 00:30:34,582 --> 00:30:37,592 Did I tell you we also have a condo up at sun valley? 718 00:30:37,669 --> 00:30:39,459 Several times. 719 00:30:39,546 --> 00:30:42,716 Vicki isn't too happy with me. 720 00:30:42,799 --> 00:30:44,799 She thinks I'm hassling her too much about her curfew. 721 00:30:44,884 --> 00:30:49,104 But you are letting her try her hand at being 17? 722 00:30:49,180 --> 00:30:51,220 It's not easy, Adam. 723 00:30:51,307 --> 00:30:54,057 I guess you gotta love your children enough to allow them 724 00:30:54,143 --> 00:30:55,273 to make their own mistakes. 725 00:30:55,353 --> 00:30:57,563 I changed my mind. 726 00:30:57,647 --> 00:30:59,017 I don't think I want anything. 727 00:31:04,445 --> 00:31:06,605 Well hey, wait a minute. 728 00:31:06,698 --> 00:31:08,408 Todd, why don't you just stick with Vicki? 729 00:31:08,491 --> 00:31:10,291 She's really a nice girl. 730 00:31:10,368 --> 00:31:12,698 And more your style. 731 00:31:12,787 --> 00:31:14,957 You think I move only in the slow Lane. 732 00:31:15,039 --> 00:31:16,369 Well, you've got me all wrong. 733 00:31:16,457 --> 00:31:18,127 And you're wrong about Vicki, too. 734 00:31:18,209 --> 00:31:20,459 She really didn't go back to her cabin last night. 735 00:31:20,545 --> 00:31:22,295 We had a late date after the dance. 736 00:31:22,380 --> 00:31:23,630 And it was a wild one. 737 00:31:23,715 --> 00:31:25,965 Well, she knows every dark corner on this ship. 738 00:31:26,050 --> 00:31:28,760 We're going to have another swinging time tonight. 739 00:31:28,845 --> 00:31:29,545 All night. 740 00:31:32,807 --> 00:31:35,937 That's simply not true, merrill. 741 00:31:36,019 --> 00:31:38,189 I saw Vicki last night, going to her cabin. 742 00:31:38,271 --> 00:31:39,651 All by herself. 743 00:31:39,731 --> 00:31:40,821 Are you sure about that? 744 00:31:40,898 --> 00:31:43,108 I'm sure. 745 00:31:43,192 --> 00:31:44,442 The boy's just faking it. 746 00:31:44,527 --> 00:31:46,697 Trying to make like a swinger. 747 00:31:46,779 --> 00:31:48,159 Is that true? 748 00:31:48,239 --> 00:31:48,949 That is true. 749 00:31:52,410 --> 00:31:53,080 Ok. 750 00:32:03,504 --> 00:32:05,804 [Knocking] 751 00:32:08,384 --> 00:32:10,684 Oh, hi. 752 00:32:10,762 --> 00:32:11,722 Hi, yourself. 753 00:32:14,599 --> 00:32:17,389 Julie tells me you suddenly turned 17? 754 00:32:17,477 --> 00:32:18,767 So I hurried up to see you before you 755 00:32:18,853 --> 00:32:19,813 started getting wrinkles. 756 00:32:19,896 --> 00:32:22,856 I don't see why she makes such a big fuss. 757 00:32:22,940 --> 00:32:24,820 I mean, 14 and 17-- 758 00:32:24,901 --> 00:32:26,991 they're not that much different. 759 00:32:27,070 --> 00:32:32,450 Vicki-- that dress is certainly different. 760 00:32:32,533 --> 00:32:36,413 I just want to look right when I'm out with the others. 761 00:32:36,496 --> 00:32:42,376 Vicki-- it wasn't long ago you used to play at dressing up. 762 00:32:42,460 --> 00:32:45,050 You knew it was just a game. 763 00:32:45,129 --> 00:32:48,469 But growing up is not a game. 764 00:32:48,549 --> 00:32:51,139 If you come on looking older, you'll 765 00:32:51,219 --> 00:32:52,549 find yourself in situations you'll have to be 766 00:32:52,637 --> 00:32:55,557 older in order to handle them. 767 00:32:55,640 --> 00:32:57,230 Don't you trust me? 768 00:32:57,308 --> 00:32:58,638 It's not a matter of trusting you. 769 00:32:58,726 --> 00:33:01,726 Well, it sounds like it. 770 00:33:01,813 --> 00:33:04,193 Otherwise, why would you make me have a curfew? 771 00:33:04,273 --> 00:33:05,983 Last night, the fun was just beginning when I had to leave. 772 00:33:06,067 --> 00:33:10,697 Sweetheart, this may be hard for you to understand, 773 00:33:10,780 --> 00:33:13,490 but your curfew is not just for me. 774 00:33:13,574 --> 00:33:14,784 It's to help you. 775 00:33:14,867 --> 00:33:17,447 But I've got to grow up some time. 776 00:33:17,537 --> 00:33:18,407 I know. 777 00:33:18,496 --> 00:33:21,166 And I want to help you grow up. 778 00:33:21,249 --> 00:33:21,999 But at a speed you can handle. 779 00:33:26,129 --> 00:33:27,299 All right. 780 00:33:27,380 --> 00:33:31,340 We'll stretch your curfew to 11:00. 781 00:33:31,426 --> 00:33:32,926 I still think it's kinda dumb. 782 00:33:33,010 --> 00:33:36,310 I mean, what could happen after 11:00 783 00:33:36,389 --> 00:33:38,179 that wouldn't happen before? 784 00:33:38,266 --> 00:33:39,766 Perhaps nothing. 785 00:33:39,851 --> 00:33:41,811 But maybe something. 786 00:33:41,894 --> 00:33:46,774 Vicki, you don't have many rules. 787 00:33:46,858 --> 00:33:49,318 But try to think of them as a shelter, 788 00:33:49,402 --> 00:33:50,572 to give you more time to become the person 789 00:33:50,653 --> 00:33:53,573 you really want to be. 790 00:33:53,656 --> 00:33:58,036 So that you, and not others, will take command of your life. 791 00:34:01,789 --> 00:34:04,709 Then I still have to be in by 11? 792 00:34:04,792 --> 00:34:05,502 Yep. 793 00:34:31,903 --> 00:34:33,823 Well, traveling with fidelio from now 794 00:34:33,905 --> 00:34:38,655 on is certainly going to make life interesting. 795 00:34:38,743 --> 00:34:40,123 Fidelio, you seem miles away. 796 00:34:43,915 --> 00:34:47,455 Are you thinking about your new arrangement? 797 00:34:47,543 --> 00:34:51,553 Strangely enough, my dear, what I'm thinking of is, uh-- 798 00:34:51,631 --> 00:34:52,421 how to get out of it. 799 00:34:58,805 --> 00:35:01,845 Yes, it'll be money well spent. 800 00:35:01,933 --> 00:35:04,023 Jimmy Bob-- that's my late husband-- 801 00:35:04,101 --> 00:35:07,611 he always said to forget the bills, and go for the best. 802 00:35:07,688 --> 00:35:12,608 He once paid $21,000 for just one bull. 803 00:35:12,693 --> 00:35:15,783 So I expect he won't mind what I'm paying for fidelio. 804 00:35:15,863 --> 00:35:17,703 Of course, it'll be a different future for fidelio 805 00:35:17,782 --> 00:35:21,042 than it was for that bull. 806 00:35:21,118 --> 00:35:23,368 Yes, I suppose so. 807 00:35:23,454 --> 00:35:27,254 Fidelio's going to be doing just tutoring and guiding me. 808 00:35:27,333 --> 00:35:28,043 Period. 809 00:35:28,125 --> 00:35:30,035 Well, he'll be superb. 810 00:35:30,127 --> 00:35:31,627 You must be very pleased. 811 00:35:31,712 --> 00:35:34,632 Of course I am. 812 00:35:34,715 --> 00:35:37,715 Aw, Julie, I'm not. 813 00:35:37,802 --> 00:35:40,182 I feel real bad about it, and-- 814 00:35:40,263 --> 00:35:40,353 I can't figure out why. 815 00:35:44,767 --> 00:35:49,057 [Non-English speech] 816 00:35:49,146 --> 00:35:51,726 Excuse me. 817 00:35:51,816 --> 00:35:52,646 Oh-- 818 00:35:52,733 --> 00:35:54,403 I beg your pardon? 819 00:35:54,485 --> 00:35:56,855 Um-- you're just the man I want to see. 820 00:35:56,946 --> 00:35:58,736 I'm, uh-- I'm taking you off the payroll. 821 00:35:58,823 --> 00:36:00,913 Deal's canceled. I'm sorry. 822 00:36:00,992 --> 00:36:01,492 No, no. 823 00:36:01,576 --> 00:36:02,946 That's quite all right. 824 00:36:03,035 --> 00:36:04,535 I was coming myself to-- 825 00:36:04,620 --> 00:36:07,830 to take myself off the payroll. 826 00:36:07,915 --> 00:36:09,375 Oh, then it's fine with you? 827 00:36:09,458 --> 00:36:10,328 Yes. 828 00:36:10,418 --> 00:36:12,128 It's fine with you? 829 00:36:12,211 --> 00:36:12,301 [Non-English]. 830 00:36:15,965 --> 00:36:16,625 Ciao. 831 00:36:23,514 --> 00:36:23,934 There. 832 00:36:24,015 --> 00:36:26,055 You feel better? 833 00:36:26,142 --> 00:36:27,692 Darn right. 834 00:36:27,768 --> 00:36:30,438 Oh, wrong. 835 00:36:30,521 --> 00:36:32,771 I feel just as bad as I did before. 836 00:36:39,238 --> 00:36:40,528 Lovely dinner. 837 00:36:40,615 --> 00:36:43,615 And now a fantastic dance with a fantastic. 838 00:36:43,701 --> 00:36:44,951 Oh! 839 00:36:45,036 --> 00:36:47,116 Dr. Garfield, I've been looking all over for you. 840 00:36:47,204 --> 00:36:47,624 I did get the picture. 841 00:36:47,705 --> 00:36:49,535 There she is. 842 00:36:49,624 --> 00:36:49,674 The phantom bride. 843 00:36:57,340 --> 00:36:58,880 Get me the captain! 844 00:36:58,966 --> 00:37:01,176 He thought he was so smart. 845 00:37:01,260 --> 00:37:02,640 Called me ridiculous. 846 00:37:02,720 --> 00:37:03,970 Gopher, wait. 847 00:37:04,055 --> 00:37:05,465 Listen. 848 00:37:05,556 --> 00:37:07,726 [Ringing] 849 00:37:10,144 --> 00:37:11,564 Captain stubing speaking. 850 00:37:11,646 --> 00:37:14,436 Captain stubing, this is gopher. 851 00:37:14,523 --> 00:37:17,233 I got something to show you, sir, so just get yourself 852 00:37:17,318 --> 00:37:20,198 down to the purser's lobby on the double, 853 00:37:20,279 --> 00:37:24,579 and we'll see who's foolish and ridiculous, sir! 854 00:37:33,292 --> 00:37:34,842 You know what this means? 855 00:37:34,919 --> 00:37:35,999 I can publish my papers. 856 00:37:36,087 --> 00:37:38,667 I'll finally have respect. 857 00:37:38,756 --> 00:37:41,296 Julian, you-- you can't use that picture. 858 00:37:41,384 --> 00:37:42,554 Why not? 859 00:37:42,635 --> 00:37:45,595 Because-- because there isn't any phantom bride. 860 00:37:45,680 --> 00:37:46,600 Sure there is. 861 00:37:46,681 --> 00:37:47,601 She's right there. 862 00:37:47,682 --> 00:37:48,562 No. 863 00:37:48,641 --> 00:37:50,021 No-- that's me. 864 00:37:50,101 --> 00:37:51,191 I staged the whole thing. 865 00:37:51,268 --> 00:37:52,768 The note, the veil-- 866 00:37:52,853 --> 00:37:54,113 and that. 867 00:37:54,188 --> 00:37:55,148 It was all phony. 868 00:38:05,491 --> 00:38:05,531 [Inaudible]? 869 00:38:10,371 --> 00:38:12,461 Well, here I am. 870 00:38:12,540 --> 00:38:13,710 On the double. 871 00:38:13,791 --> 00:38:14,631 Yes, sir. 872 00:38:14,709 --> 00:38:15,879 And uh-- hey, look at that. 873 00:38:15,960 --> 00:38:18,710 Made great time, too. 874 00:38:18,796 --> 00:38:20,626 But of course, you were always in great physical shape, sir. 875 00:38:20,715 --> 00:38:22,545 Always. 876 00:38:22,633 --> 00:38:24,643 Why did you speak to me the way you did? 877 00:38:24,719 --> 00:38:25,089 Oh, that. 878 00:38:25,177 --> 00:38:27,257 Ah-- well, sir-- 879 00:38:27,346 --> 00:38:28,176 i-- you're going to appreciate this, 880 00:38:28,264 --> 00:38:30,524 with your fabulous sense of humor. 881 00:38:30,599 --> 00:38:32,389 This is gonna knock you out. 882 00:38:32,476 --> 00:38:38,106 Uh-- the gang, uh, asked me to ask you down here 883 00:38:38,190 --> 00:38:44,820 as a surprise, to wish you happy birthday, sir. 884 00:38:44,905 --> 00:38:48,695 My birthday is over 10 months away. 885 00:38:48,784 --> 00:38:49,914 Well, why wait till the last minute? 886 00:38:58,461 --> 00:39:03,221 Well, the Franklins are your aunt and uncle. 887 00:39:03,299 --> 00:39:05,719 And the whole thing was a phony. 888 00:39:05,801 --> 00:39:08,431 Oh, Julian, I never intended-- 889 00:39:08,512 --> 00:39:11,432 all I wanted was a chance for us. 890 00:39:11,515 --> 00:39:14,305 You ridiculed my life's work. 891 00:39:14,393 --> 00:39:15,733 To you it's a joke. 892 00:39:15,811 --> 00:39:18,401 It's always been a joke. 893 00:39:18,481 --> 00:39:20,361 Hope you got a laugh out of it. 894 00:39:20,441 --> 00:39:20,521 A very big laugh. 895 00:39:46,342 --> 00:39:48,642 Forgive me, Libby. 896 00:39:48,719 --> 00:39:49,639 But I must know-- 897 00:39:52,389 --> 00:39:53,429 why did you cancel our arrangement? 898 00:39:56,268 --> 00:40:00,768 Well, there was no feeling in it. 899 00:40:00,856 --> 00:40:02,816 I couldn't stand the thought of you being near me 900 00:40:02,900 --> 00:40:04,940 only because I held the end of a golden chain. 901 00:40:08,239 --> 00:40:08,949 What about you? 902 00:40:10,908 --> 00:40:12,908 Same reason. 903 00:40:12,993 --> 00:40:15,913 So now we know why. 904 00:40:15,996 --> 00:40:18,866 I didn't want to be bought, you didn't want to buy me. 905 00:40:18,958 --> 00:40:22,128 But knowing doesn't make the parting any easier. 906 00:40:28,050 --> 00:40:32,350 Well, standing around didn't win the west. 907 00:40:32,429 --> 00:40:35,719 You know about cooking, don't you? 908 00:40:35,808 --> 00:40:36,768 Cooking? 909 00:40:36,851 --> 00:40:38,441 Well, don't you? 910 00:40:38,519 --> 00:40:39,309 Yes, of course. 911 00:40:39,395 --> 00:40:40,095 All my life. 912 00:40:40,187 --> 00:40:42,227 And you know about wine? 913 00:40:42,314 --> 00:40:43,524 Yes. 914 00:40:43,607 --> 00:40:45,857 And how to please people? 915 00:40:45,943 --> 00:40:46,823 That's my specialty. 916 00:40:46,902 --> 00:40:48,362 But not-- 917 00:40:48,445 --> 00:40:52,195 I'm offering you a job running the restaurants in my hotels. 918 00:40:52,283 --> 00:40:53,953 Maybe the hotels, too. 919 00:40:54,034 --> 00:40:58,004 That way you'll be earning your keep. 920 00:40:58,080 --> 00:40:59,370 Did you say earning? 921 00:40:59,456 --> 00:41:00,706 Mhm. 922 00:41:00,791 --> 00:41:02,211 Fidelio cevini-- a job? 923 00:41:05,045 --> 00:41:06,045 I mean, Wyoming? 924 00:41:06,130 --> 00:41:09,220 A man could get lost. 925 00:41:09,300 --> 00:41:10,050 Or find himself. 926 00:41:15,347 --> 00:41:17,057 No special meanings? 927 00:41:17,141 --> 00:41:20,641 No special deals. 928 00:41:20,728 --> 00:41:24,148 But I can't promise there won't be any personal involvement. 929 00:41:32,990 --> 00:41:36,040 I love you, Libby. 930 00:41:36,118 --> 00:41:38,038 [Non-English speech] 931 00:41:40,873 --> 00:41:42,123 By George, you've got it! 932 00:41:45,961 --> 00:41:47,091 Boy, that dancing was wild. 933 00:41:47,171 --> 00:41:48,461 But I could really use some air. 934 00:41:48,547 --> 00:41:50,007 Yeah, it's a good party. 935 00:41:50,090 --> 00:41:54,850 But uh-- we could have even a better one. 936 00:41:54,929 --> 00:41:57,599 Down in my cabin. 937 00:41:57,681 --> 00:41:59,431 Your cabin? 938 00:41:59,516 --> 00:42:00,556 Remember? 939 00:42:00,643 --> 00:42:02,773 My dad's not here. 940 00:42:02,853 --> 00:42:05,113 It's empty. 941 00:42:05,189 --> 00:42:06,859 Ok? 942 00:42:06,941 --> 00:42:08,111 I guess so. 943 00:42:08,192 --> 00:42:09,112 Come on. 944 00:42:11,028 --> 00:42:12,698 Oh, darn. 945 00:42:12,780 --> 00:42:13,610 I lost track of the time. 946 00:42:13,697 --> 00:42:14,367 It's 10:30. 947 00:42:14,448 --> 00:42:15,368 That's my curfew. 948 00:42:15,449 --> 00:42:16,449 Curfew? 949 00:42:16,533 --> 00:42:18,203 Well, I'm very sorry, but my dad's very strict. 950 00:42:18,285 --> 00:42:19,245 Goodnight. 951 00:42:19,328 --> 00:42:20,618 I thought you said you didn't have any rules? 952 00:42:23,874 --> 00:42:26,424 Todd, I guess I should tell you. 953 00:42:26,502 --> 00:42:29,342 I haven't been honest. 954 00:42:29,421 --> 00:42:31,671 I'm not almost 17. 955 00:42:31,757 --> 00:42:34,467 Unless you want to count three years as almost. 956 00:42:34,551 --> 00:42:35,471 Hey, Vicki-- 957 00:42:35,552 --> 00:42:36,392 and all that stuff I told you about my dad 958 00:42:36,470 --> 00:42:39,640 letting me make my own rules? 959 00:42:39,723 --> 00:42:40,683 Well, that wasn't true, either. 960 00:42:43,644 --> 00:42:45,774 I've just been playing games. 961 00:42:45,854 --> 00:42:45,904 I'm sorry. 962 00:42:50,067 --> 00:42:52,317 You're better off with someone like Andrea. 963 00:42:52,403 --> 00:42:53,903 Maybe I'll see you around. 964 00:42:53,988 --> 00:42:55,778 Goodnight. 965 00:43:06,083 --> 00:43:07,333 Mrs. Garfield? 966 00:43:07,418 --> 00:43:08,668 There's a gentleman who would like to talk to you. 967 00:43:08,752 --> 00:43:13,092 Being a bartender, naturally I'm a big blabber mouth, 968 00:43:13,173 --> 00:43:14,263 and I spilled the whole thing. 969 00:43:14,341 --> 00:43:15,931 I hope you'll forgive me. 970 00:43:22,558 --> 00:43:25,228 I hope you forgive me, too. 971 00:43:25,311 --> 00:43:28,361 Julian, you've done nothing to be forgiven. 972 00:43:28,439 --> 00:43:29,229 It was all me. 973 00:43:29,315 --> 00:43:30,355 I'm the one who-- 974 00:43:30,441 --> 00:43:32,361 who had to go through all this because dumb duck 975 00:43:32,443 --> 00:43:34,613 Garfield was so neglectful. 976 00:43:34,695 --> 00:43:36,525 Kate, if you give me a chance, i'm 977 00:43:36,614 --> 00:43:38,534 gonna change my research from ghostly affairs 978 00:43:38,615 --> 00:43:42,945 to my very much alive, and lovely wife. 979 00:43:43,037 --> 00:43:44,907 Oh, darling, you don't have to change what you do. 980 00:43:44,997 --> 00:43:48,877 I think it's kind of goofy, but I'm glad you like goofy things. 981 00:43:48,959 --> 00:43:50,709 That's probably why you married me. 982 00:43:50,794 --> 00:43:53,214 Just the same, from now on, all investigation 983 00:43:53,297 --> 00:43:55,377 is going to done together. 984 00:43:55,466 --> 00:43:57,006 Starting right now. 985 00:43:57,092 --> 00:43:58,092 Now? 986 00:43:58,177 --> 00:44:00,927 There's this weird rumor that right 987 00:44:01,013 --> 00:44:03,893 at this very moment, the honeymoon suite on the love 988 00:44:03,974 --> 00:44:06,194 boat is not being used. 989 00:44:06,268 --> 00:44:08,398 And I think we should go down there 990 00:44:08,479 --> 00:44:12,399 and do something about that ghost story immediately. 991 00:44:12,483 --> 00:44:14,153 That's the spirit, Dr. Garfield. 992 00:44:14,234 --> 00:44:16,074 That's the spirit. 993 00:44:29,833 --> 00:44:31,423 All right, I get the picture. 994 00:44:31,502 --> 00:44:34,212 I just hope you've learned not to be so carried away. 995 00:44:34,296 --> 00:44:35,296 Oh, I have, sir. 996 00:44:35,381 --> 00:44:36,921 I really-- I really, really have. 997 00:44:37,007 --> 00:44:38,087 And thank you. 998 00:44:38,175 --> 00:44:39,425 I appreciate it. - Oh, gopher? 999 00:44:39,510 --> 00:44:40,180 What? 1000 00:44:45,140 --> 00:44:46,810 Hi, dad. 1001 00:44:46,892 --> 00:44:47,482 Hi. 1002 00:44:47,559 --> 00:44:49,729 Oh-- dance over so early? 1003 00:44:49,812 --> 00:44:52,902 No, but I found out how handy a curfew can be. 1004 00:44:52,981 --> 00:44:54,321 Vicki? 1005 00:44:54,400 --> 00:44:55,730 Could I talk to you for a minute? 1006 00:44:55,818 --> 00:44:56,938 Well, sure. 1007 00:44:57,027 --> 00:44:58,357 Uh, dad, you remember Todd Andrews? 1008 00:44:58,445 --> 00:44:59,985 How are you, Todd? 1009 00:45:00,072 --> 00:45:02,662 Fine, sir. 1010 00:45:02,741 --> 00:45:05,911 Vicki, I want to apologize to you. 1011 00:45:05,994 --> 00:45:07,414 I've been playing games, myself. 1012 00:45:07,496 --> 00:45:10,456 Pretending to be a big operator. 1013 00:45:10,541 --> 00:45:12,291 You'll excuse me. 1014 00:45:12,376 --> 00:45:15,296 I'd like you to hear this, too, sir. 1015 00:45:15,379 --> 00:45:17,549 I pulled a real bummer. 1016 00:45:17,631 --> 00:45:19,221 To impress Andrea, I made up some wild stories 1017 00:45:19,299 --> 00:45:20,009 about you and me. 1018 00:45:20,092 --> 00:45:21,802 No kidding? 1019 00:45:21,885 --> 00:45:22,965 Wild stories? 1020 00:45:23,053 --> 00:45:24,433 I'd feel awful if they got around. 1021 00:45:24,513 --> 00:45:26,813 Well, I didn't hear any. 1022 00:45:26,890 --> 00:45:28,060 Did you, dad? 1023 00:45:28,142 --> 00:45:29,852 Hm? Oh, no. 1024 00:45:29,935 --> 00:45:30,555 No. 1025 00:45:30,644 --> 00:45:32,524 Not a whisper. 1026 00:45:32,604 --> 00:45:35,324 Anyway, I apologize. 1027 00:45:35,399 --> 00:45:36,899 I am a nerd. 1028 00:45:36,984 --> 00:45:40,574 To be honest, an almost 17-year-old nerd. 1029 00:45:40,654 --> 00:45:42,164 Maybe next time I come aboard, we could 1030 00:45:42,239 --> 00:45:43,819 start all over as friends? 1031 00:45:43,907 --> 00:45:45,277 I'd like that. 1032 00:45:45,367 --> 00:45:47,077 And your 10:30 curfew is fine by me. 1033 00:45:47,161 --> 00:45:48,831 10:30? 1034 00:45:48,912 --> 00:45:49,912 Didn't i-- 1035 00:45:49,997 --> 00:45:51,577 we could have a few more dances, if you could 1036 00:45:51,665 --> 00:45:53,075 stretch it just this once? 1037 00:45:56,086 --> 00:45:57,126 All right. 1038 00:45:57,212 --> 00:45:57,422 Well make it 11:00. 1039 00:45:57,504 --> 00:45:58,844 30. 1040 00:45:58,922 --> 00:45:59,672 Thanks, dad. 1041 00:46:29,536 --> 00:46:30,746 You must have a good influence on his character, Vicki. 1042 00:46:30,829 --> 00:46:34,209 Getting he hasn't told a single whopper about one 1043 00:46:34,291 --> 00:46:35,881 of his big deals all morning. 1044 00:46:35,959 --> 00:46:37,209 I'm trying. 1045 00:46:37,294 --> 00:46:39,424 Keep this up, and you might even get to heaven. 1046 00:46:39,505 --> 00:46:40,545 Oh, I'm planning on it. 1047 00:46:40,631 --> 00:46:41,881 We have a condo there. 1048 00:46:41,965 --> 00:46:42,255 [Laughter] - Bye, now. 1049 00:46:42,341 --> 00:46:42,931 Bye, bye. 1050 00:46:46,345 --> 00:46:48,885 So long, Vicki. 1051 00:46:48,972 --> 00:46:51,312 I will be seeing you again. 1052 00:46:51,391 --> 00:46:53,191 And I sure am glad you didn't hear those wild stories 1053 00:46:53,268 --> 00:46:53,308 I told about you. 1054 00:47:00,150 --> 00:47:01,900 Sure hope you come visit us. 1055 00:47:01,985 --> 00:47:02,645 I will. 1056 00:47:02,736 --> 00:47:03,856 I promise. 1057 00:47:03,946 --> 00:47:06,196 The very next time I'm in horse creek. 1058 00:47:06,281 --> 00:47:07,951 Ciao. 1059 00:47:08,033 --> 00:47:08,703 Ciao. 1060 00:47:11,328 --> 00:47:12,408 Arrivederci, doc. 1061 00:47:12,496 --> 00:47:14,666 So long, cowboy. 1062 00:47:14,748 --> 00:47:18,248 Next time you see me, I'll be a working stiff. 1063 00:47:18,335 --> 00:47:22,665 He's on a six month's trial at a salary of $21,000. 1064 00:47:22,756 --> 00:47:25,426 Why did you decide on such a strange amount? 1065 00:47:25,509 --> 00:47:27,429 Just seemed right. 1066 00:47:27,511 --> 00:47:32,061 Remember, that's what Jimmy Bob paid for the bull. 1067 00:47:32,140 --> 00:47:32,390 Ciao, Julie. 1068 00:47:32,474 --> 00:47:33,984 Ciao. 1069 00:47:34,059 --> 00:47:37,939 Arrivederci. 1070 00:47:38,021 --> 00:47:38,861 Thank you. 1071 00:47:38,939 --> 00:47:40,569 We had a wonderful time, captain. 1072 00:47:40,649 --> 00:47:42,609 It's our pleasure, Dr. Garfield. 1073 00:47:42,693 --> 00:47:46,283 Gopher tells me that you turned out to be the phantom bride. 1074 00:47:46,363 --> 00:47:47,703 Such gullibility. 1075 00:47:47,781 --> 00:47:49,621 I'm still trying to forgive him for it. 1076 00:47:49,700 --> 00:47:51,620 Not very hard. 1077 00:47:51,702 --> 00:47:52,622 I'm sorry, gopher. 1078 00:47:52,703 --> 00:47:53,753 Oh, well, you know, I really wasn't fooled. 1079 00:47:53,829 --> 00:47:55,999 I'm glad I caught you before you left. 1080 00:47:56,081 --> 00:47:57,251 You left this behind in the cabin. 1081 00:47:57,332 --> 00:47:58,132 Your maid found it. 1082 00:47:58,208 --> 00:48:00,788 Oh, what a beautiful bridal bouquet. 1083 00:48:00,877 --> 00:48:01,917 Yes. 1084 00:48:02,004 --> 00:48:05,304 Only it isn't mine. 1085 00:48:05,382 --> 00:48:07,512 Gopher. 1086 00:48:07,593 --> 00:48:09,513 Goodbye, captain. 1087 00:48:09,595 --> 00:48:10,295 Bye. 1088 00:48:13,515 --> 00:48:16,225 Let's be sensible about this. 1089 00:48:16,310 --> 00:48:19,310 That bouquet couldn't possibly-- 1090 00:48:35,579 --> 00:48:38,249 [Theme music]